Serenity Prayer (for small penises)

Serenity prayer
Mistress Katz, grant me the serenity
to accept the things i cannot change;
namely, how small a penis i have, and
how it will always be so.
Living one perverted stroke at a time;
Wishing so that my nubbin would grow;
but eventually resigning myself to the status of pindick.
Taking, as Mistress Katz did, my shortcoming
as it hides, and exploiting it for Her own good;
Trusting that She will make my balls churn and boil,
yet denied, because I'm not worthy of pussy;
i must be pathetically ingratiating in this life,
Supremely happy to pay for phone sex because
it's the closest I can get to real sex.
In this way, may i pretend that my pee pee reaches a normal standards,
and I can finally please more than just my lil' bud. Amen